[ A. Valentine's Day shenanigans? What Valentine's Day shenanigans?

Let's not talk about that. Why don't you check out China's new sweet ass tank instead? You know, the one rumbling along down the street in the direction of the bank?

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[The effects of the week old candy have come and gone, leaving China more embarrassed about the whole debacle than he would care to admit. Or at least this would be the case if he wasn't rather distracted at the moment.

What with a horse having a freakout on his lawn and all.

A fully-grown male warhorse, in fact; a beast bred to fight and ( Read more... )